Author: Johnny

‘She sleeps with me every night and is the only girl I’ve ever loved with a beard! I’m languishing in comfortable isolation being looked after like a baby by two adorable but rather fierce women. At night I am banned from my cosy home to a little wooden house in our garden, but I am not alone here.

I look after Meg, she looks after me. We never row, when she’s naughty and I’m cross – she runs into my arms, desperate to make up with frantic kisses.

If only real girls were like this!’